他在拉屎 He's taking a shit.
-现在 -人家拉屎我怎么嘻哈 - Right now. - Not gonna rap for a guy taking a shit.
-拉缪尔先生 -你闭嘴 - Rahmel, sir- Shut the fuck up!
我明白这有点不大合适 但我的兄弟 I understand this is a bit unorthodox, but my guy OH! here
是街头最棒的嘻哈歌手 只是没有合同 is the hottest rapper in the streets without a record deal.
你请安坐 让他为你表演 So, hold on to that seat, 'cause he's about to drop some shit for you.
真的？ Really
你好 年轻就是 噢 你好吗？ Hello, it's young OH! How you doingHi
我喜欢面前的一切 包括困难 I like all real shit in front of me And all bullshit aside
我已经厌倦 但还没死 I been sick with it my whole life And I ain't even die
黑鬼 我已经3周没睡觉但不觉得累 Nigga, I ain't sleep in three weeks And I ain't even tired
写了10万行歌词 我不会作伪 Yo, wrote 100,000 raps And never had to lie
我看了《耶稣受难记》2次 但没有落泪 I watched Passion of the Christ twice And I ain't even cry
也许有一次 Okay, well, maybe that one time
有时我们总要做恶人 But everybody gets to be A little bitch sometimes
我浪费了很多时间 I've been wasting dumb time
我认真呼吸后想起 我需要冷静下来 But I take a breath and remember I need a chill pill
我的努力让自己的强迫症发作 My trying to make it OCD is kicking in for real real
头脑里就像末日 恐惧消失 It's like Armageddon in my head The fear of missing out
我经受的一切 黑鬼 我不得不坐下 The way that I be getting, nigga I be stressing sitting down
打给时光老人 什么时候才轮到我 Yo, so I'll call Father Time, like "Uh, when is it my time
你以为你可以得到一点关注 You think you can shed A tiny little ounce of limelight
我有这么糟吗 我唱得不好吗 I mean, what, do I fucking suckDo I not rhyme tight
我需要自拍做宣传吗 Do I need to sell myself with selfies On my timeline
我想东又想西 While I'm worried about this
我没接到母亲打来的2万个来电 I done missed about 20,000 calls From my moms
我给她发短信 别担心 妈妈 So, I sent her a text Like, "Don't trip, Mama
我会打给你 有空的时候 我错了 I'm gonna hit you back once I'm on I'm wrong"
你开心了 Happy
那个冲水就是唱片合同对吗？ That the flush of a record deal, Rahmel- Ha!
拉缪尔在洛杉矶 Rahmel is in LA.
那是他的实习生 伯纳德 That's his intern, Bernard.
伯纳 捡起来 Yo, Bernie, pick that up!
你一早就可以表明身份 You could have said something, Bernie.
我为什么要说 挺不错的 Why would I do thatThat was actually hot.
我支持你 I fucks with OH!
你先洗手 After you wash, my G.
伯纳德 请叫拉缪尔本周四 来看“噢” Bernard, please tell Rahmel to come see OH! this Thursday
在查曼的说唱比赛 肯定很棒棒 at Charlamagne's Up Next MC Showcase. Sure to be lit as tits.
棒棒 "Lit as tits."
整个地下室都是想做明星的业余歌手 还没有妞 A basement full of broke-ass SoundCloud rappers and zero bitches
怎么可能棒棒 is gonna be "lit as tits"
老实说 你人不错 但唱得太烂了 I mean, no offense, man, you're nice, but that sounds horrible.
好吧 这是一码事 Okay. No, that's one way of looking at it.
但换个角度 有什么比让你老板 But another is, what could be more lit than showing your boss
知道你发现了明日之星更棒的事情 you discovered the next 21 Savage
说不定你还能做唱片监制 and then possibly getting a producer credit on the album
你是冈斯特吗 You gangsta
你会说帮派和暴力的破事吗 You in that murder gang shitSlaughter gang shit
-不会 -你是硬汉吗 - Not really. - You hard
你会屌别人的老妈？ You shoot somebody's mom before
兄弟 就屌我妈 她是个贱人 Dude, just shoot my mom. She's a total fucking bitch.
我跟你说 我不仅要唱片监制 I'll tell you this. Why don't y'all change that producer credit
还要独立监制 to an executive producer credit
我会让拉缪尔本周四坐在前排 and I'll make sure Rahmel is front row center on Thursday.
没问题 Done.
-好的 -好的 - All right. - All right.
-回头见 -再见 - I'll see y'all. - See ya.
谁让你们进来的 Wait, who let y'all in here
这个 Shit...
-高层 -保安 那些高层 - The higher-ups. - Security. The higher-ups.
我能问个问题 Can I ask you a question
我不知道我妹妹有没有对象 Bro, I do not know if my sister is dating anybody, okay
她是后女权主义者 She's post-feminist,
我现在才明白 这表示她很滥交 which I'm now realizing just means she fucks a lot.
好的 跟这个没关系 Okay. Not really about your sister.
有没有一次 For once.
你真的认为我有天分 Do you think I actually have the talent to do this shit for real
你认真的吗 Seriously
我都不屑于回答你 Okay, I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response.
那有什么不对 What's missing then
过去三年我们像狗一样辛苦 'Cause we've been going hard for like three years,
拍音乐视频 参加所有比赛 shooting music videos, doing every MC battle...
词汇
驻唱 播客这些渠道我们都试过 ...open mic night, and fucking podcast we can possibly find.
我们发了足足4个混音专辑 We've dropped not one, not two, not three, but four mixtapes.
4个 没人这样干 连“未来”都没有 Four. Nobody does that, not even Future.
-第5张就成功的了 -我有7402个Instagram关注 - Fifth one's gonna be the one, my guy. - I have 7,402 Instagram followers.
我连k都没有 I don't even have a fucking K.
你知道作为一个说唱歌手 关注者这么少多尴尬 You know how embarrassing that is as a rapper to not have a K
我妈的烹饪页面都有k 那还是不公开的 My mom's meatloaf fan page has a K, and that shit's on private.
奥云 我们最棒的是永不放弃 Owen, the genius thing we did was never give up.
算了吧 谁说的 C'mon, who said that
这种鸡汤别当真 You really gotta chill with the motivational memes, bro.
Jay-Z说的 Jay-Z said that.
如果你不听我的 So, if you're not gonna listen to me,
听听那个将屌插进碧昂丝的家伙 listen to the guy that gets to put his D in B on the reg,
因为他永不放弃 all because he never gave up.
当初所有的唱片厂牌都没选他 Even when every record label passed on Hova God.
我爸昨晚又提起参军的事 My pops mentioned enlisting again last night.
我还是选肯迪克 科尔 洛奇 I still go Kendrick, Cole, Rocky,
机会 扑杀T Chance, Pusha T.
你怎么不把你自己排进去 最好的5个 How are you not on your own top five list of lyricists
因为我有耳朵 Because I have ears.
我的前5是“噢” 你永远是第一 My top five goes OH! number one always, okay
然后是姬奥 小乌兹 小韦恩 小帕普 Then you have Quavo, Lil Uzi, Lil Wayne, Lil Pump.
这么多小 Okay, that's a lot of littles.
你们根本不懂真正的嘻哈 Kids don't know shit about real hip hop, yo.
你们忘了纳坚 What about the god Rakim
-在Spotify上有这个人？ -纳坚怎么拼？ - Is he on Spotify - Sir, how do you spell Rakim
你开玩笑 那是个巨星 You kidding meHe's an icon.
你们2个不是渣男 All right, so y'all not total fuck boys after all.
当然不是 No, sir. No, we're not.
那你这家伙为什么穿成这样 Well, then, why is your man dressed like it
我的衣服没问题 My outfit is fire.
你的衣服太老土了 你想做什么人 Your outfit is wow corny, son. Who you trying to be
做自己 Myself.
可能有点西裔感觉 With a hint of the Migos.
是不是太过了 Is it too much, Migos
-太过了 -听着 - Way too much Migos. - Listen.
文化在消亡 你们是未来 The culture is dying and y'all are the future.
帮个忙 Do me a favor.
别把未来搞砸了 Don't fuck up the future.
我们会搞砸的 Oh, we're gonna fuck up the future.
用好的方式 No, but like in a good way.
就像“未来”在断句上的创新 Like how Future fucks up some commas, you know
对吗？ Right
靠 Damn.
我有没有跟你说过 Dude, have I told you how fucking little
我会很想念这些高中的贱人 I'm gonna miss these bitches from high school
当我和你站在顶尖舞台上的时候 when you and I are on that main festival stage just crushing the game
-你说过几千次 -好的 - Six-thousand times. - Yeah.
我们要再想点别的 We gotta think of some other shit.
-这个太奇怪了 -你不喜欢吗 - This is weird. - You don't like it
那就换一个 我现在回家好好想想 We'll scrap it.I'm gonna home, gonna workshop some shit,
回头给你些选择 好吗 and then I'm gonna send you some options, okay
-好好想想 -我会的 - Think of something. - I will. I promise.
-好的 -好的 - All right, fam. - All right, man.
我爱你 I love you!
别说那么大声 Don't say that out loud.
别担心 奥云 没事 Don't worry, Owen. You're fine.
杰弗里 你的朋友又冲进来了 Jeffrey, your friend walked in on me again.
他叫卡洛斯 他是多明尼加人 我喜欢是因为… His name is Carlos, he's Dominican, and I like it 'cause...
嘿 艾丽莎 Hey, Alicia.
嗨 奥云 Hi, Owen.
抱歉打扰了 我下周有场演出 I'm sorry to interrupt, but I got a show next week in the city
我想看看如果你没安排 and I wanted to see, like, if you weren't doing anything,
你想不想过来 不忙的话 if you wanted to like, come by, if you're not busy.
我想你可能会很忙 Even though you're probably like hella busy.
奥云是个嘻哈歌手 我弟弟是他的经理人 Owen is a rapper and my little brother is his manager.
很可爱 Oh, cute.
是这个周四 Yeah. So, it's this Thursday,
爸 这是我们事业最大的一场演出 and, Dad, it's gonna be the biggest show of our career.
非常棒的 Like, it's gonna be lit up in there.
很多名人会去 记得那个滑雪面具 坍塌之神？ A lot of cool people are gonna be there. Remember that guy, Ski Mask the Slump God
我给你播过他的音乐 你说 YeahI played you his music and you were like,
这真的是你们这些孩子 现在喜欢的音乐吗？ "Is this really the music you kids listen to nowadays"
如果你能来支持我们 就太棒了 I mean, it would be super tight if you came to support us.
你明年就没时间扮演 嘻哈歌手经理人了 You're not gonna have time to play rap manager at Harvard next year
你要在哈佛读法学预科 with your pre-law course load, plus your internship
还要在大律所实习 at Slowski Scheinbaum Saperstein Selquwitz and Mascarpone.
操蛋的人生 Fuck my life.
这白痴想怎样 What does this idiot want
嘿 大家伙 Hey, big guy!
是的 我刚想起你 Yeah, I was just thinking about you.
纳帕怎样了 How was Napa
下一个明日之星
投票选出冠军
你准备好了吗 要练习一下吗 You readyWanna run some lines or something
不用了 我已经准备好 No, I'm good. I got my lines already.
你看起来很紧张 记得我们说过的 要自信好吗 You look nervous. Now, remember how we talked about confidence, right
-自信 -谢谢 - Confidence. - Thanks.
外面坐满了人 Yo, this place is actually full.
你准备好技压全场吗 You ready to kill tonight, my guy
-是的 -很好 - Yeah. - Good.
你姐姐来了吗 Your sister out there
你能不能不要这么痴迷我姐姐 Would you stop thinking about my sister for one second
-她不会跟你上床的 抱歉 -嘿 - She's never gonna fuck you. I'm sorry. - Hey!
抱歉 沙治 I'm sorry, Sarge,
今晚不是说这些的时候 but tonight is not the time to be focusing on trivial things
比方说我姐姐的私处 like my sister's punanjo.
今晚是关于信念 命运 Tonight's about fate, it's about destiny.
更重要的 是要征服外面的观众 And, most importantly, it's about murdering that mic out there.
她没来是吧 So, she's not here.
-她没来 -但我来了 - No, she's not here. - But I'm here.
我会在前排看着你 I'm gonna be on that front row waiting for you.
谢谢 父亲 虽然不一样 但我很高兴 Thanks, Dad. Not really the same thing, but I appreciate it.
我知道 我爱你 孩子 I know. I love you, boy.
-好的 -你父亲这么支持你 - All right. - You have such a supportive father.
玩得开心 记得微笑 Have fun out there. And smile. Smile.
嘿 加油 Hey, there you go.
人真好 Wow, what a guy.
-是的 他很好 -爱他 - Yeah, he's cool. - Love him. He's great.
你吃了没 你看起来脸色不好 Yo, did you eatBecause you look a little green.
-我能看出来 -我没事 - I can see it in your face. - No, I'm good.
你吃过鲑鱼卵没 You ever had ikura
就像是咸咸但美味的蛋蛋 They're like these little salty balls of goodness
-还可以加各种口味 -我的天 - just exploding with flavor. - Oh, my God.
-你要试试 -拿开这东西 - You gotta try it. - Back that shit up.
你都不需要吃 用舌头舔一下 You don't even have to eat it. Just stick your tongue out and lick a little ball.
等等 你怎么回事 Yo, pause. What is wrong with you
-没事的 -别过来 - It's fine... - Back the fuck up...
不好意思打扰你们 Am I interrupting something right now
糟了 Shit.
-哟 -你好 - Yo! - Nah!
-怎么了 伯纳德 -没事 - What's up, Bernard- Cool, man.
你带拉缪尔来了吗 Cool. Did you bring Rahmel with you
没有 但有个更适合的 你们知道威斯吗 Nah, I got someone even better. Y'all know Wiz
知道 Yeah.
-那是威斯·克里发 -是的 - That's Wiz Khalifa. - Yes.
我是你的超级粉丝 Wow, huge fan. Tight.
-你吸烟吗 -呃 - You smoke- Like...
不是经常 偶尔 Like, not all the time. A little bit.
偶尔的意思是一天还是每一天的区别 If your definition of a little something is all day every day.
-我们喜欢大麻 -闭嘴 你做什么 - We love weed. - Shut the fuck up. What are you doing
我拍一张你和威斯·克里的照片 One pic of you chiefing a joint with Wiz Khalifa
能让你Instagram多1万关注 gets us 10,000 fans on Instagram, easy.
-给他吧 威斯 -闭嘴 - Pass that L, Wiz. - Shut the fuck up.
-给你 -耶 - There you go. - Yeah.
站过去 Get in there.
奥云 摆个手势 Owen, put up a peace sign. Put up a peace sign now.
喷个烟圈 快点 好的 Now, blow a cloud. There you go. Nice.
-非常棒 给我试试 -等会加油 - Awesome. Give me some. - Good luck out there, man.
伯纳德说你很棒 好好表现 Bernard told me you pretty nice, so do your thing.
-谢谢 -好的 - Thanks, man. - All right.
我想没人会感到惊讶 I know this will come as no surprise to anyone,
但威斯·克里的大麻真的很厉害 but Wiz Khalifa has some incredibly strong weed.
谢谢 各位 玩得开心 Thank you, everybody. Have a good night!
嘿 好戏还在后头 Hey, keep that energy going for Ski, y'all!
虽然不知道他说什么 但我感觉到 I don't know what he just said, but I felt it.
我不知道谁想跟着 但肯定有人 I don't know who wants to follow that, but I think I found somebody.
让我们欢迎“噢” Make some noise for OH!, y'all!
你在哪里 噢 你在哪里 OH!, where you atWhere you at, OH!Where you at
好的 Okay.
-你感觉怎样 没事吧 -很好 - How you feeling tonight, manYou good- Good. Yeah.
别让我因为把你推上舞台而难堪 好吗？ Don't make me look bad for putting you up on the stage, okay
-好的 -真的？你看起来不太行 你就像是有唐氏综合征的 克莱·汤普森 - Okay. - Okay'Cause you look whack.You look like Klay Thompson with Down Syndrome.
-好的 -别让我失望 - All right.Okay, for sure. - Don't embarrass me.
当然 谢谢 Thanks.
嘿 Hey
喲 嘿 Yo, hey
年轻的噢 他们都认识 Young OH! is the one they know so well
真的认识 不需要回想 我终于登上这些说唱舞台 Real recognize real Yo name ring no bells I'm finna be on these rap niggas Coattails, oh well
黑鬼变成警察 没有收入 Niggas going copper, They makin' no sales
我没这个问题 音乐会变白金 I ain't having that Music's going platinum or platinum
这些黑鬼就像迈克·钟斯 These niggas be thinking like Mike Jones
我就像迈克尔·杰克逊 Somebody like me Be thinking like Mike Jackson
我的兄弟杰夫让我穿得像个模特 Yo, my homie Jeff Has got me dressin' like a model
衣冠楚楚吃着饼干 去你的 Going full throttle, eating Chip O'Lees Fuck that, Chipot-le
我觉得有点痒 拍下裸照放上网 Having itches Sending naked yitty pictures for a follow
狂暴点燃舞台 他们丧失理智犹如丧尸 Outrageous, hit the stage They lose their heads like Sleepy Hollow
西岸就是兽岸 Beast Coast where it's at Y-O to be exact
我只知道我是黑人 I know only this much of me is black
我太熟悉街头 不需要地图 But I know the streets so well I don't need a map
我就是这样真实 不需要演戏 I'm really real, I don't need to act Nigga,
黑鬼 我有工作 不需要偷偷摸摸 I got a job, I don't need to trap
年轻的噢就是兴奋剂 Young OH!'s dope, that's something I know
看我表演的黑鬼不需要拍掌 So the niggas at my show Don't need to clap
哟 威斯 你的东西真的很厉害 我头好晕 Yo, Wiz, this shit is strong, nigga. I'm fuckin' smacked.
这个… Yo, what's...
我真抱歉 Yo, I'm fucking sorry. I didn't...
-他在抽搐 -弄脏我的鞋！ - He's having a seizure! - Not my Yeezys, bro!
世界巨星 WorldStar!
威斯·克里被吐了一身
这孩子完蛋了
看演出的是傻子
最棒的不能无视短片 ...best "can't un-see it" clip of all time.
他吐了威斯·克里一身 在查曼的明日之星说唱比赛 He threw up on Wiz Khalifa at Charlamagne's Up Next music showcase.
我想他肯定受不了威斯的大麻 I guess after smoking with Wiz, he couldn't handle it.
他想表现得很酷 但令人失望 He tried to be cool, tried to be down...
把他带走 这孩子要洗洗了 Get him outta here. This kid's washed.
你文不行 武不就的 You can't rhyme and you can't smoke weed.
傻逼 不能吸草就别吸 Motherfucker, don't smoke if you can't hold it, Seezjah Boy.
大家都叫他“抽搐男孩” Everybody is calling him "Seezjah Boy."
这个傻逼当众抽搐 You caught a fuckin' seizure, you corny motherfucker!
这个名字很伤人 但必须承认 That name is completely offensive, but I have to admit,
大家创作的抽搐舞蹈确实很有趣 the seizure dance they got from it is kinda funny.
我都不知道那是抽搐 Didn't know he was having a seizure.
我以为是地板哈莱姆摇摆舞 I thought he was on the floor Harlem Shaking.
-这家伙是不是完了 -用叉插一下就完了 - Is it over for this guy- Stick a fork in him. He done.
没关注才不好 You ever heard of the saying that no press is bad press
你什么时候变成“信念”了 Also, when did you become Creed
我要加入军队 I'm joining the Marines.
你真有趣 你是个有趣的人 You're a funny guy. You know thatYou're funny.
我已经完了 兄弟 I'm dead-ass, bro.
不是 别这样说 你没完 Dude, no. Don't say dead-ass when you're not actually dead-ass.
这样说很不好 很伤我心 That's not cool, man. It's toying with my emotions.
我真的完了 I'm dead-ass, bro.
奥云 你为什么想做这个 Owen, why would you ever do that
因为我爸是军人 Because my dad served in the Marines
他的生活很好 相比我现在的 and his life turned out pretty sick compared to my current life.
他开了家山寨的“切波利”餐厅 He owns a fake Chipotle called Chip O'Lees.
但他差点就被军队开除了 My guy, he is one cease and desist letter away from going bust.
别这样说好吗 Woah! Don't be a dick, okay
那是他的梦想 他努力让梦想成真 That was his dream and he worked his ass off to make it happen.
好的 Okay.
那你的梦想呢 Sorry, but what about your dream
别这样 创作音乐 巡回演出 和粉丝互动 Come on, making music, touring the world, connecting with your fans,
还可以干女粉丝 and a little thing called sex with groupies.
我是个网络笑话 I am an Internet laughingstock.
女粉丝 没了 Groupies... out the window.
巡回演出 也没了 World tours... out the fucking window.
别这样 我们不需要唱片公司 I mean, come on, man, we don't even need a record label, okay
-我们可以做独立乐队 -我们一直这样做 - We can do this shit independent. - We've been doing it independent.
现在就是 That's what we're doing right now.
就是这样 无人问津 That's what this is. Independent as hell.
我爸找人帮了忙 My dad called in a favor.
我周五开车去帕里斯岛 I'm driving to Parris Island on Friday.
记得我9年级和你说的吗 Remember what I told you in ninth grade
在你才艺秀输给杨淑金的时候 after you lost to Young-Suk Kim in the talent show
我要感谢法罗小姐 史柯金先生 I want to thank Ms. Farrow, Mr. Skoggins, my...
我替你们高兴 我会让你们继续 I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish.
但奥云的才艺表演是最棒的 But Owen had one of the best talent show performances of all time.
一直如此 Of all time.
你答应如果让我做你的经理人 我就帮你出头 I made you a promise that if you let me be your manager, I would go HAM for you.
我遵守了约定 And I'm going to keep that promise.
我可能看起来像个花花公子 I may look like a Jewy fuck boi on the surface,
但在这条900块的牛仔裤下面 but underneath these $900 Balmain jeans,
只是因为名人穿过 which I only bought becauseA$AP Rocky wears them,
非常不舒服 which are uncomfortable as fuck,
在这些破事下 我充满野性 by the way,underneath all that shit, I'm a fucking animal.
你 兄弟 Yo, bro.
是的 兄弟 Yeah, bro.
周五之前我帮你搞定唱片合约 I get you a record deal by this Friday,
你不需要去参军 and you don't join the Marines.
-好的 兄弟 -嗯 - Okay, bro. - Yeah
-你说了算 -真的？ - Whatever. - Wait, really
-是的 你加油 -好的 谢谢 - Yeah, knock yourself out. - Yes! Thank you.
我们达成一致 兄弟 Yes, agreement. Yes, dude.
-好的 -嗯 - Okay. - Yes!
肯定有关于这个的心灵鸡汤 There's gonna motivational memes about this shit.
周三
赶时间 小心 Coming through! Watch out!
我跟她说了不用担心我在哪里住 I told her don't worry about where I live right now.
我反正有地方 I'm in between places, all right
我妈的地方 You know, my mom's place...
糟糕 我要回去工作了 Oh, shit, I gotta get back to work.
我看你在躲我啊 伯纳德 I see you avoiding me, Bernard.
你拿着的是计算器 You're talking on a calculator.
古驰的声带来了吗 Yo, the Gucci vocals come in
-嗨 -你好 - Hi. - Hello.
-有何贵干 -是的 - Can I help you- Yes!
我是噢的经理人 我要见拉缪尔 I'm OH!'smanager.Here to see Rahmel.
谁？ Who
抽搐男孩的经理人 Seezjah Boy's manager.
真可惜 我挺喜欢他的混音 Oh, that's too bad. I really loved his mixtape.
他在美东会很受欢迎 He would have been great at Atlantic.
他还没完 他还是可以很受欢迎 He's not dead. He can still be great at Atlantic.
你开玩笑吗 他已经完蛋了 Are you kidding meHe's deader than dubstep.
真有趣 That's funny.
让我跟你说 选择就像屁眼 Let me tell you something else. Opinions are like assholes.
每个人都有 没人觉得自己的臭 Everyone's got one, but no one thinks theirs stinks.
谁会不知道屁眼臭 那是白痴 Who doesn't think their asshole stinksThat's dumb.
我要见拉缪尔 Look, can I see Rahmel, please
他今天在家工作 算你走运 He's working from home today. But good luck to you.
嘿 伯纳德 古驰的声带怎样了 Hey, Bernard, how are those Gucci vocals looking
你发出去了？好的 我现在看看 You sent themCool. I'm checking right now.
棒 你穿的鞋是赝品 Tight. Those are fakes Yeezys.
负面新闻没啥大不了 No such thing as bad press, right
你们难道没试过呕吐吗 确实很难受 Have you never had a stomach bug'Cause they can be devastating.
为什么这不能像埃米纳姆 “妈咪的意粉”一样 Why can't this be his Eminem "mom's spaghetti" moment
抱歉 Sorry.
不想碰这个人 Can't touch him.
他已经毁了 抱歉 He's tainted goods. Sorry, kid.
你想我签抽搐男孩？ Dude, you want me to sign Seezjah Boy
究竟是抽抽还是抽搐 Is it "seezjah" or "seizure"
而且你要知道这政治不正确 And by the way, you know that's politically incorrect.
太侮辱人了 And really fucking offensive.
鸡肉 米饭 Chicken. Rice.
更多米饭 More rice.
6 6 6 Six, six, six.
我认识你 Fuckin' know you, dude.
我就知道 I knew it.
你是抽搐男孩 You're Seezjah Boy.
-不是 -不是？ - Nah. - No
绝对不是 Nah, not at all. No.
我在做什么 Fuck am I doing
你就是抽搐男孩 我们要直播一下 Oh, you're fucking Seezjah Boy. We're going live with this shit.
怎么了 网络 Yo, what the fuck is up, Internet
我是小道 It's your boy, YungDouglas.
我跟谁在一起 就是抽搐男孩 就在我面前 Who am I withFucking Seezjah Boy, live and direct.
第二回合 他准备吐在我身上 Round two. He's about to puke all over my fucking neck.
来吧 喷出来 Do it. C'mon, let's go.
大家需要给点鼓励 Everybody, a little encouragement.
喷！ Barf!
兄弟 我准备好了 赶紧喷过来 Dude, I'm trying to get laid. Fuckin' puke on me.
把你吃的东西吐出来 Fucking throw chicken at me. Throw a burrito at me.
周四
穆罕默德 非常热 Mohammad, it's so hot out.
给我冰咖啡 I need a cold iced coffee.
-你不是穆罕默德 -我不是 - You're not Mohammad. - No, I am not.
我跟你说 我的冰咖啡一流 But, between us, I make a much better iced coffee.
-你想怎样 -我要见拉缪尔 - What do you want- A sit-down with Rahmel.
-不可能 -你自己说了 - Not gonna happen. - You said for yourself
你喜欢噢的混音 他是明日之星 you loved OH!'s mixtape, and I am telling you he's a star.
相信你自己 Now trust your gut.
忘掉网络上那些破事 Forget about the Internet for one goddamn second
好好想想他的音乐 and focus on the music.
我喜欢你的野心 但我只是要咖啡 I like your passion, but I need my coffee.
我喜欢你的脸 眼睛 头发和笑容 I like your face, eyes, hair, and smile.
好吧 也许下周 可以让你见一下拉缪尔 All right, maybe I can get you in with Rahmel next week.
太棒了 但有个情况 That's amazing. One thing.
噢明天就要去参军了 OH!'s joining the Marines tomorrow,
我求你 能不能今天安排一下 so I'm begging you to figure out something for today.
-你逼得我真紧 -有人会喜欢这样 - You're being very pushy. - Some people find it charming.
肯定不是我 I'm not one of them.
今晚来葛兰姆西 Come by the Gramercy tonight.
或者可以让你参加法兰治的秘密演出 I could probably get you in at the secret French show.
法兰治·蒙大拿？ "French" as in "Montana"
只有今天 The one and only.
我的天 非常感谢 Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
我保证 我们不会让你失望 Look, I promise... we are not gonna let you down.
嘿 Hey.
你不需要带那么多衣服 You're not gonna need a whole lot of wardrobe options, son.
会有制服的 It's a lot of camo.
我知道 I know.
嘿 看着我 伙计 Hey, look here, homie
他们叫我军士长 因为我说了算 They call me Sarge 'Cause I'm always in charge
还住豪宅 Living large
别掩饰你的感觉 Come on, now. Don't fight the feeling.
那是我的遗传 You got that steel from me. Don't fight it.
我不知道跟你说过没 Hey, I don't know if I ever told you this,
我在你这个年纪 我想做一个演员 but when I was your age, I had dreams of being an actor.
-你做演员？ -是的 - You did- Yeah.
我去上了课 还拍了一些定妆照 Yeah, I took classes. I did some plays and I had a fly headshot.
我会是下一个理可·塔斯 I was gonna be the next Rico Tubbs.
《迈阿密风云》里面的角色 You know, the brother on Miami Vice.
你没看过《迈阿密风云》？ Have you never seen an episode of Miami Vice
你意思是吉米·霍士？ You mean like withJamie Foxx
-你想成为吉米·霍士？ -好吧 我老了 - You were trying to be like Jamie Foxx- Okay, I'm old.
重点是 The point is...
我明白你的感觉 I get it, son.
参军可能没有成为 肯迪克·纳玛那么酷 Being a Marine might not be as cool as being Kendrick Lamar, but...
我们要接受现实 sometimes we have to accept our fate.
人不可能得到所有东西 Everybody doesn't get everything.
但会不会我太早接受现实 But what if I'm accepting my fate, like, way too soon
你吐在威斯·克里身上 还能怎样 Boy, you threw up on Wiz Khalifa and it went viral.
别这样 你要面对现实 Come on, son, you gotta face the facts.
嘻哈歌手是个梦想 Nobody really makes it as a rapper.
但人总要学着长大 At some point, we all have to grow up.
艾丽莎 Alicia.
你还仍然喜欢阿诺德·帕尔默？ Hey. Somebody still like Arnie Palmies
艾丽莎 拜托 Look, Alicia, please.
我跪下求你 看着我 I am on my knees. Look at me.
你肯定经常这样求人 Bet you say that to all the boys.
是法兰治·蒙大拿 你以前很喜欢他 It's French Montana. You loved him when he datedKhloe.
-是的 -你只需要对奥云态度好点 - True. - All you gotta do is be nice to Owen
不要提到你有新男友 and not mention that you have a new boyfriend.
-非常重要 别这样 -不可能 - Very important. Don't do that. - Not possible.
我说我有个新男友今晚开派对 Said new boyfriend is having a party tonight
我要出席 and I have to be there.
奥云需要你帮忙 Alicia, Owen needs your help.
他明天就去参军了 别这样 I mean, he's joining the Marines tomorrow. Come on.
你对我们有点同情心 Have some sympathy for our troops.
我也替奥云难过 Look, I feel really bad for Owen, I do.
但今晚真的不行 But I just... I can't tonight.
这样吧 我付钱 You know whatI'll pay you.
不行 No!
-多少 -2万美刀 - How much- 20,000 United States dollars.
什么 What
-你没有这么多钱 -我发誓我有 - You don't have that kind of money. - Oh, I swear to God I do.
是的 Yes, I do.
但你要用父亲的名义发誓 今晚要来 But you have to swear on Dad's life that you're in. Okay
我只需要去一个秘密的 法兰治·蒙大拿演出 All I have to do is go to a secret French Montana show
然后你给我2万美刀？ and you will pay me 20,000 United States dollars
-不是别的什么虚拟币 -美刀 - Not that "doll hair" shit you pulled- Dollars. Okay
你想想吧 Think about it.
好吧 Fine.
-我同意了 -好的 合作愉快 - I'm in. - Okay. Done deal. Good.
2万美国低风险农业国债 20,000 United States dollars in low-risk government-backed agricultural bonds.
2050年到期 是阿兰叔叔 给我的毕业礼物 They'll mature in 2050. That's my graduation gift from Uncle Alan,
-现在是你的了 -什么？ - it's yours now. So mazel tov! - What
去你的 杰弗里 Fuck that, Jeffrey.
嘿 你好吗 Hey, what's good, Lucy
你的墨西哥玉米煎饼做得真不错 Keeping that burrito nice and tight like I like it
别逼我用面卷饼甩你一脸 Don't make me smack you upside your head with a chimichanga,
你知道我会的 Cause you know I'll do it.
怕怕哦 Caliente.
我们最棒的说唱歌手 There he is, the guy who could be the next greatest rapper alive
不顾一切地为我们的自由奋斗 是全民的英雄 and threw it all away to fight for our freedom like the all-American hero he is.
你把那东西关掉 这里不能播音乐 Wanna turn that shit downYou can't play music in here.
好的 没问题 Okay. All good.
我们今晚去看个演出 'Cause we're going to see the man live, tonight.
-什么 -这是我的送别礼物 - Wait, what- It's my send-off to you,
法兰治·蒙大拿演出的前排座位 front row seatsat a top secret French Montana show.
真的？ Seriously
我怎么会开玩笑 Would I joke about Frenchie
出来吧 Come on, outside.
等等 你父亲让你开那部车？ Oh, shit, your dad let you take the Rolls
他不知道 这是我们最后的自由之夜 Well, not exactly, but it's your last night of freedom.
我们要好好享受 We gotta go big, baby.
我很想去 Man, I really want to,
但我妈做了烘肉卷 我走之前的晚饭 but my moms is making like a send-off dinner or something. Meatloaf.
-你想来也可以来 -我在说前排看演出 - You're invited if you want. - I'm talking about front row seats
这是法兰治·蒙大拿的演出 你觉得烘肉卷更重要？ to a French Montana show. You're talking about meatloaf
我要洗手间钥匙 Can I get a key to the restroom, por favor
我要去厕所 钥匙 I gotta pee. Need the key.
好的 Oh, yes.
我的错 Duh, my bad.
你要钥匙 You asked for the key, so...
希望你今晚一起去看 法兰治·蒙大拿的演出 You're coming with us to see French Montana, I hope.
你姐姐也去吗 Is your sister coming
你爸的餐厅不是山寨的吗？ Dude, is your pop's restaurant a total Chipotle knock-off
你姐姐还单身吗？ Is she even single though
单身而且渴望恋爱 Single and ready to mingle.
艾丽莎 你夏天过得怎样？ So, Alicia...how was your summer
还好 Fine.
你有什么有趣的经历？ You go on any, like, sick trips
没有 Not really.
那真糟 Sick.
你看了什么电影吗？ You watch any movies this summer
我不太喜欢好莱坞电影 I'm not really into Hollywood movies.
我喜欢法国新浪潮 I'm more into like French New Wave, so.
我也很喜欢 Word. Yo, I fucks with French New Wave.
很喜欢？ Oh, you fuck with it
《精疲力尽》我觉得很好 I mean, obviously,Breathless is my shit.
好吧 Okay. All right.
你喜欢就好 Good on you.
那个抽搐男孩的事情 抱歉 I'm sorry about the Seezjah Boy thing.
-没事 -是吗？ - It's cool. - Yeah
-迟早会被忘掉的 -现在要去海军吗？ - You know, it's gonna blow over. - Now the Marines
人总要往前看 Yep. You know, you gotta keep it moving.
我们不能随心所欲 Everybody doesn't get everything, right
生活就这样 I mean, that's just life, right
希望不是 I hope not.
嗯 Yeah.
司机 能开下空调吗？ Hey, driverCould you please turn up the air
这里很热 谢谢 It's really hot in here. Thank you so much.
你们一个上来下 这台破车 One of you needs to come up here, okayThis is some bullshit.
-兄弟 -破车 - Sir! - Bullshit!
那个人在哪里？ Where the hell is this guy
-我应该按喇叭吗？ -不用 - Should I honk again- No.
有人吗 Hello!
有人吗 Hello, anybody here
嘿 那边 Yo! Hey, there.
你是停车的人吗 Are you the gentleman parking my car
因为我要人帮忙 Because I'm sort of particular about the whole thing.
把车钥匙放里面 我等会就去 Just leave the keys over on the desk. I'll get to it in a few, man.
-等等 你在看黄片吗 -不是 这是教育片 - Wait, dude, are you watching porn- No, it's an educational video.
那个医生在干2个护士 That doctor is titty-fucking two nurses at the same time.
我是医学生 Yeah, I'm pre-med, man.
好的 难以相信我要这样说 Okay, I can't even believe that I have to say this right now,
请不要在我的车里自渎 but please don't jerk off in my car, all right
-你的车是哪一部 -白色那部 - Which one was yours- The white one.
那边的幻影 Big Phantom, right there.
知道了 I got you.
-别打飞机 -知道了 你放心吧 - Semen-free zone. - You're good, man. I'll take care of you.
售票处
-有何贵干 -你要来一段吗 - Help you- Gonna drop me a beat
-不要 -好的 - No. - Yeah.
好的 姓莱文 叫杰弗里 Okay, last name Levine First name Jeffrey
就像扭伤的关节 兄弟 你要来检查下 Like a sprained ankle, boy You'd better check me
抱歉 你可以查查杰弗里·莱文吗？ Sorry. Can you check under Jeffrey Levine for me, please
-没有你的名字 -什么 - Yeah, I don't have you. - What
不可能 是拉缪尔的名单吗？ No, that can't be. You checked Rahmel's list
-是的 -查查有没有“噢” - I did. - Can you check under OH!, please
大写的O和H 还有感叹号 It's spelled capital O, capital H, exclamation point.
没有 There's no "OH!"
什么 What about...
抽搐男孩？ Seezjah Boy
我的天 是你 Oh, my God, that is you.
你好吗 Oh, my God, are you okay
很好 谢谢 Yeah, I'm good. Thanks.
这个也没有 不能让你们进去 I don't have you here either, so I can't let you guys in.
真操蛋 Oh, fuck a duck!
-抱歉 -等等 - Sorry. - Wait!
我能拍个照给儿子吗 If I could just really quickly just get like a... for my son
你懂吗 You know what I meanJust my...
你要做那个姿势 But you gotta do the thing!
那个姿势 Just do the thing, you know.
做一下 Do the thing.
很好 非常好 That's good! That's really good.
好的 谢谢 Okay.Thanks.
再见 Bye, baby.
杰西卡 这是我第5个语音邮件 难道我要飞鸽传书吗？ Jessica, this is my fifth voicemail. Do I need to send you a fucking raven
你让我在客户面前很难堪 You're making me look awful in front of my client.
法兰治·蒙大拿 Frankie Montana
杰弗里的头要爆炸了 Jeff's head is about to pop off.
他的心脏没事 但他要冷静点 His heart is in the right place, but he needs to stop spazzing out.
他就跟老爸一个样 He's turning into our Dad.
那是他最害怕的 That's like his biggest fear in life.
我也差不多 变成我母亲那样 可能还好一点 Mine is drowning, but turning into my mother is a close second.
我挺喜欢你母亲 I kinda like your mom.
没事吧 Is everything cool or...
抱歉 我要走了 I am so sorry. I have to go.
你在海军里加油 你会很棒的 But good luck in the Marines. You're gonna be great.
你去哪里 Where you going
我去见些朋友 I gotta meet up with some friends.
嘿 如果你要找我 我在海湾大道245号 Hey, stop by later. 245 Bay Avenue.
就在布什威克 If you want. It's in Bushwick.
操 Fuck!
好的 去看演出泡汤了 Okay, so, my ticket connect has gone dark,
但我联系上了伯纳德 but I was able to track down Bernard the intern.
艾丽莎走了 Alicia fucking left.
别管那个 Man, fuck that noise. Look...
我们今晚还有大事要做 we got more important things to worry about tonight, okay
我不想吓到你 I didn't wanna tell you, because I didn't wanna freak you out
否则你可能不会来 and I knew you wouldn't come otherwise, but...
拉缪尔就在后台 准备和你签约 Rahmel is backstage and he is ready to sign you.
-闭嘴 -你可以看看这封邮件 - Shut up. - Dude, read the email for yourself.
这只是教你怎么过去 This is just directions to fucking Will Call.
原话是 可以和拉缪尔见一两分钟 It literally says, "Might be able to get OH! a minute or two with Rahmel,
但不保证什么 笑脸？ but no promises." Smiley face
这个笑脸就是钥匙 That smiley face right there is key.
我们已经站在门口了 Owen, it's a foot in the door.
你只需要打动拉缪尔 Then all you have to do is spit a fire verse for Rahmel,
不再吐在谁身上 我们就能拿到唱片合约 not projectile vomit on anyone, and boom, we got ourselves a record deal.
你刚才撒谎说拉缪尔要签我们 So, you just lied and Rahmel is not here to sign us.
拉缪尔就在这里 Rahmel is here.
如果你好好配合 他会签下我们 And he could sign us if you just nut up and stick to my plan.
我喜欢你的坚持 I love your hustle.
-你是我最好的朋友之一 -之一？ - You're one of my best friends, right- "One of"
但你要明白 已经结束了 But understand something. It's over.
结束了 It's over.
兄弟 你去哪里 Bro, where you going
去布鲁克林找艾丽莎 To Brooklyn to find Alicia.
艾丽莎有新男友 Alicia has a new boyfriend.
今晚的第二个谎言 Lie number two tonight.
抱歉好吗？ I'm sorry! Okay
我只是不想你浪费时间 But I just don't wanna see you waste your last night.
我的最后一夜宁愿和你姐姐一起 I would rather waste my last night trying to get with your sister
也不想在别人面前嘻哈 他们不会给抽搐男孩合约的 than rapping for some exec who's never gonna give Seezjah Boy a fucking deal.
奥云 Owen!
-你来了 -是的 - You actually came. - I did.
这个给你 宝贝 小份威士忌 Well, here you go, babe.Small-batch whiskey,
手酿的苦啤 我混了点姜汁进去 artisanal bitters, and I muddled the ginger just for you.
-好的 -嗯 - Okay- Yeah.
奥云 这是布鲁克林 Owen, this is Brooklyn.
我知道我们在哪里 Yeah. No, I know where we're at.
我叫布鲁克林 No, my name is Brooklyn.
你跟大卫·碧咸的儿子同名？ Oh, like you're named after like David Beckham's son
我比他老多了 这是谁 No, I'm much older than that. Who is this guy
这是弟弟的好友 This is my little brother's best friend
他明天就要去参加海军了 and he's actually shipping off to the Marines tomorrow.
靠 我太嫉妒了 Sick! I am so jealous.
我的很多节日行头都是军服 My entire festival wardrobe is military inspired.
宝贝 我最喜欢的衣服是什么 Babe, what is my favorite textile
-我不知道 -是迷彩服 - I do not know. - It's camo.
很棒 Sick.
给你 3张贵宾入场券 Here you go, three VIP all-access badges for you.
非常感谢 这次欠你大人情 Bro, thank you so much. I owe you big time for this.
你有什么需要 跟我说 Anything you need, I got you.
没问题 那个抽搐男孩的事不好 Yo. No problem, man. That Seezjah Boy shit ain't right.
我也想帮噢重返正轨 Anything I can do to help OH! bounce back, you know I got you.
太棒了 兄弟 Awesome. My guy.
我要走了 我去找他 Yo. I should probably get off though, I gotta go get him.
我能问个事吗 Actually, can I ask you something
你说吧 Anything. Shoot.
让我戴一下你的表 Let me rock your watch.
什么 真的吗？ WhatNo, really
你喜欢这表？这不是潮品 You like this watchIt ain't even that dope.
什么 真的？兄弟 这是金劳力士 "WhatReallyYou like this..." Nigga, it's a gold Rolex.
每个人都喜欢这表 Everyone likes that watch, okay
我打算吸引些妞 I'm trying to go flex on these groupies in here, man. Please.
帮个忙 我是个实习生 这是法兰治·蒙大拿的演唱会 Help a guy out. I'm a unpaid intern and that's a French Montana concert.
好吧 这就当是 你下一份工作的敲门砖 All right. I was thinking more like a reference for your next job,
给你 劳力士 but here you go. Here's a Rolex.
你知道现在做什么 Shit, you know what time it is
我去约炮了 Time for me to get my dick sucked.
好吧 Tight.
嘿 你把食物放在车上了吗 Hey, did you leave food in here or something
什么？没有 这些座椅有点粘粘的 WhatNo.These seats are mad sticky, bro.
反正等会见了 Anyway, I'll see you in there, bro.
-再见 -拉缪尔很快就来了 - See ya. - Rahmel's about to pull up right now, man.
坐在精液上面 Just sat in semen.
天神佳酿 The nectar of the gods.
果香 浓烈的 非常强的口感 Fruit-forward, full-bodied, with a very strong tone.
可能来自法国南部 我在想北加州 Probably from the South of France, I was thinking Northern Califor...
他妈的 God damn it!
真不好意思 兄弟 没事吧 Oh, my bad, bro. Are you okay
当然有事 No, I'm not okay.
这件衣服是圣罗兰 This outfit is Saint Laurent, bro.
-可以洗掉的 -不会的 - It'll come out. - No, it won't.
天 God.
我还没来得及拍照上传到相册 I haven't even had a chance to post my OOTD to my IG yet.
这肯定会很受好评 We all know this is a hundred-liker.
操 Fuck!
那就是你喜欢的类型 黑人中的都市时尚娘炮 So, that's your type, like, metrosexual pressed-juice type of niggas
不是 他只是对时装很着迷 Oh, no, he's just really into fashion.
我不知道他是时尚娘炮 I don't know if he's metrosexual.
至少他没有戴那些浮夸的领巾 At least he doesn't wear those ridiculous billowing scarves.
对的 Right. Right, yeah.
我们出去好吗 Should we get outta here
什么 What
你想去吗 Do you wanna go
-和你一起？ -是的 - With you- Yes.
有什么比和年轻男子中途离场 What could be more French New Wave
更有法国新浪潮感觉？ than making a frantic exit with a mysterious younger man
但你不是陌生人 我从小就认识你 But you're not mysterious. I've known you half your life.
是的 你弟弟的好友 Yes, as your little brother's little friend.
好的 我知道 Okay, I get it.
但有很多我的事 你不知道 But there's a whole lot about me you don't know,
我的那些部分对你而言 都是陌生的 a whole mysterious side just waiting for you.
喝醉的奥云还挺浪漫的 Drunk Owen is romantic.
想象下我们两个 喝着冰冻的 40盎司金牌麦芽 Imagine us, okay, sharing an ice cold 40-ounce of premium malt liquor,
一边畅聊人生 一边在威廉斯堡的屋顶看日出 talking about life as we watch the sunrise from a Williamsburg rooftop
来吧 RightCome on.
能用薯片送酒吗？ Can we get salt and vinegar chips to go with the 40s
当然可以 Yes. Fuck, yes. Yes, we can.
如果你有身份证 那薯片和酒算我的 And if you have a valid ID, the chips and the 40s is on me.
球员警报 Baller alert.
跟布鲁克林说再见 我们走吧 Say goodbye to Brooklyn and let's go.
你真好 You're sweet.
-好的 不要说“但是” -好的 - Okay, just don't say "but" after that. - Okay.
-我不会说但是 -好的 - I won't say "but." - All right.
我先去说一声 However, I should go check on him.
-你闻起来像玉米煎饼 -真抱歉 - You smell like burritos. - Yeah, sorry about that.
如果下半辈子只能吃一种食物 Don't be. If I could only have one food for the rest of my life,
我会选你家的青豆芝士玉米煎饼 it would be Chip O'Lee's bean and cheese burritos.
这难道不是命中注定吗 And you're telling me this isn't destiny
顺便说 作为连锁餐厅帝国的继承人 And by the way, as the heir to the Chip O'Lee's empire,
跟我好可以保证 你下半辈子的免费大餐 fucking with me guarantees you free guacamole for like life.
你竟然还在用这样的撩妹对白 Are you really still using that pathetic "unlimited guacamole" pick-up line
-因为我有更棒的 -你竟然拿到了 - 'Cause I got something way doper. - Oh, shit. You actually got 'em.
当然 Claro que si I got them.
我给你100个赞 I keep it 100. Okay
这孩子总是能带来惊喜 The kid always comes through in the clutch.
这孩子很少能带来惊喜 The kid rarely comes through in the clutch.
她说得对 基本不能带来惊喜 She's got a point. The kid basically never comes through in the clutch.
好吧 现在我就给你们惊喜了 Okay. Well, here I am, coming through in the clutch right now.
你想出去还是继续留下吃小吃 Now, are we outtie or do you wanna partake in the vegan orgy,
-你选一个 -宝贝 - which is about to happen- Babe
我的牛仔裤和衬衣都洗了 Got the jeans and the shirt soaking in Woolite,
你能不能帮我把鞋子的红酒搞一下 but can you please help me get the red wine out of my vintage trainers
我快疯掉了 I'm literally freaking out.
靠 Fuck.
法兰治·蒙大拿
我先说清楚 我今晚不表演 So, just to be clear, I'm not spitting for anybody,
我只是来听音乐 还有想办法上你姐姐 I'm strictly here to listen to music and try and fuck your sister.
-我知道 这不太对 -好的 你先不要抱怨 - I know. That came out wrong. - Okay, I will let that comment slide
你要跟拉缪尔见一面 来吧 if you promise to at least talk to Rahmel backstage. Come on!
嘿 这不是抽搐男孩吗 Hey! Is that Seezjah Boy
你说什么 What did you say
我说 这是抽搐男孩？ I said, is that Seezjah Boy
好的 这名字不好听 Okay. That name's not nice.
这很羞辱人 你们应该道歉 It's actually very offensive. You should apologize to my friend.
别这样娘炮 这个名字很搞笑 Come on, don't be a bitch. It's hilarious.
你想知道什么搞笑吗？ You wanna see something hilarious
你是个穿着防皱卡其裤的混蛋 You're being an asshole and wearing wrinkle-free khakis.
你这个混蛋不该穿这样的裤子 You can't be an asshole and wear wrinkle-free khakis.
厉害 佩服 你应该去加入海军 Roasted. Savage. Yo, maybe you should join the Marines.
-让我们嗨起来 -我想这是最后一首歌 - Let's kill this show. C'mon. - Shit, I think this is the last song.
相信我 这边看比后台好得多 Guys, trust me. View will be way better backstage.
-准备好吗？ -不会的 - You ready- No, it won't!
后台什么都看不见 大家都知道 You can't see anything backstage. Everybody knows that!
你对后台什么的懂个毛线 What does your basic ass know about being backstage, Alicia
我只知道在后台看不到前台 你这个白痴 I know that if I'm backstage, I can't see what's happening on stage, you dummy.
操 这实在太不应该 靠 Oh, shit. That's actually incredibly valid. Fuck.
靠 Fuck!
杰西卡
靠 Fuck!
你们在哪里 拉缪尔到了
抱歉 我的错 抱歉 Excuse me! My bad. I'm sorry.
-我们一直往前 -好的 - All the way in the front! - Okay.
你们看5分钟 然后我们去后台 You got five minutes, then we're going backstage. Cool
-好 -好 - Cool. - Good.
怎么了 妹纸 Yo! What's up, girl
你跟白人上过床吗 You ever fucks with white boys
没人跟白人上床 Nobody fucks with white boys.
你们有文化洁癖 但你运气好 我们喜欢这个 Y'all are culturally washed. But you had a good run. We enjoyed that.
你们今晚玩得开心吗？ Y'all having a good time tonight
纽约城 在场看到很多性感女士 New York City, a lot of sexy ladies in the building at one time.
今晚可能要邀请你们一位 是不是很棒 Gonna need to borrow one of ya'll tonight. Is that cool
等等 我看到我喜欢的 Hold on. I see somebody I like.
在那里 Right there.
来吧 宝贝 Come up here, baby.
上台 让我们有个难忘的晚上 Come up here and let's have an unforgettable night.
今晚我们一起唱最后一首歌 I need you to help me sing this last song tonight.
我马上回来 I'll be right back!
-靠 -上来 - Holy shit. - Get up here.
能给她点掌声吗 Can I get her a hand
怎么了 宝贝 What's up, baby
自从认识你 我自惭形秽 It's not good enough for me Since I been with you
嘿 你是… Hey! You are
难忘的 Unforgettable
我要和你独处 I need to get you alone
为什么 Why not
感觉就像我焕然一新 Feelin' like I'm fresh out, Boosie
如果他们要大场面 拿起乌兹枪 If they want the drama, got the Uzi
把人马都带到游轮上 Ship the whole crew to the cruise ship
大场面在电影里都看不到 Doin' things you don't even see in movies
跟我来 跟我来 老板 Ride with me Ride with me, boss
-我的头很硬 -但她屁股很软 - I got a hard head but - Her ass soft!
她想要戒指上冠我的姓 She want the last name with the ring on it
我拿出百万现金 让她买 'Cause I pulled out a million cash Told her plank on it
-耶 你们是 -难忘的 - Yeah, you are - Unforgettable
我要和你独处 I need to get you alone
那是你的女友吗？ Yo, is that your girlfriend
不是 No.
那还好 因为她今晚肯定被人上了 Thank God, 'cause he gonna be fucking her tonight.
我觉得这是表演 Nah. I think this is an act.
-这只是表演 -这是性交舞蹈 - I think it's just an act. - Man, this is the mating dance.
这个女孩今晚肯定要怀孕了 Your girl's definitely getting pregnant tonight.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thanks! - I got you!
我要你们的身心 I want your mind and your body
别在意没人 Don't mind nobody
别伤害别人 Don't never hurt nobody
身体动起来 Work your body
你们是 Yeah, you are
最难忘的 Unforgettable
纽约城 我爱你们蒙大拿！嘿 New York City, I love you! Montana! Hey!
这是开玩笑吗？ Is this a fucking joke
-来吧 我们走 -你要去后台 - Come on, let's go. - So, now you wanna go backstage.
是的 Yeah.
借过 不好意思 Excuse me. Pardon me, please.
-靠 她在哪里 -兄弟 老实说 - Shit. Where is she- Bro, I'm gonna level here.
可能正在梅巴赫的后座 帮蒙大拿的屌做深度按摩 Probably giving French's penis a deep tissue massage in the back of a Maybach.
我就知道你肯定是处男 因为这听起来很心酸 That's how I know you're a fucking virgin, because that... that just sounds painful.
我的天 Good God.
刚才多疯狂 How insane was that
我刚才被一个嘻哈歌手物化了 真棒 I just got objectified by a rapper and I loved it.
你好 今晚玩得开心吗 Hello, moodles. How we doing this evening
请让我介绍明日之星嘻哈歌手噢 Great. Allow me to introduce you to the soon-to-be world famous rapper OH!
我们今晚就要签唱片合同了 We're here tonight to sign a major record deal.
宝贝 如果你好好表现 下一集音乐电视你可以参加 Honey, if you play your cards right, maybe you'll be in our next music video
一号比基尼女郎 in the role of bikini-clad thot number one.
你喜欢洗香槟浴吗？ You like getting showered inMot
你真的没变 You haven't changed a bit.
我认识你吗？ Do I know you or something
在以色列的沙龙营 阿曼达·帕逊 It's Amanda Paulson from Camp Shalom, Israel.
我的天 Oh, my God.
她是法国版《时尚》的模特 She just did a photo shoot with French for Vogue.
阿曼达·帕逊 外号比萨脸帕逊 Amanda Paulson aka "Pizza Face" Paulson
等等 比萨脸 那是你？ Wait, Pizza Face, is that you
让营地里的人都叫这个外号 我很抱歉 I'm sorry for making everyone at that camp call you that insidious nickname.
我道歉 是我不好 I apologize. It's my bad.
算了吧 我不记得了 Keep it. I've moved on.
-我要去找拉缪尔 -好的 - I think I'm gonna go find Rahmel. - Yeah.
进去吧 Get in there.
好的 大家都走了 So, okay, everybody's leaving.
-宝贝 你要来吗？ -是的 - Babe, are you coming- Yes.
你们去哪里 Where you guys going
我们要去下一场 在梦想酒店 We're just going to to the after party at the Dream Hotel.
你要来吗？ Do you wanna come
糟 Oh, shit.
我坐在你大腿上好一点 奥云 Actually, it's probably better if I sit on your lap, Owen.
好的 All right.
好的 Okay.
你大腿上有什么 What is that on your lap
是我 It's me.
走吧 Let's go!
别开车 Wait, stop the car, please.
我不能让杰夫一个人 I can't leave Jeff.
-真的吗？大家都去了 -我知道 - SeriouslyEveryone else does. - I know.
真的吗？看这个 Are you seriousLook at that.
真的？ Really
等会我去找你 We'll meet you there.
最好是这样 You better.
杰西卡 我的天 嗨 很高兴听到你声音 Jessica. Oh, my God, hi. It is so good to hear your voice.
抱歉来迟了 I am so sorry about the delay,
但我电话只有3% 快没电了 but my phone is literally on three percent and it's about to die.
我现在在后台 但我看不到拉缪尔 I am here backstage, but I cannot see Rahmel anywhere.
他不再这里 你知道吗？ He's not here. Do you have any idea
拉缪尔走了 去下一场派对了 Probably because Rahmel's gone. He went to the after party.
靠 Fuck!
抱歉 So, sorry about that.
我说了 我的电话快没电 下一场在哪里？ Like I said, my phone is about to die and where is said after party
我们可以过去 借过一下 We can go. Excuse me. Excuse me, please.
我之前做的拉缪尔会面安排 没人放过我飞机 Nobody's ever flaked on me before when I was getting them in front of Rahmel.
杰西卡 我求求你 Jessica, for the love of God! I am begging you!
你告诉我下场在哪里 Just tell me where the after party is, okay
杰西卡？喂 JessicaHello
靠 Fuck!
有人能告诉我下场派对在哪里吗 Can somebody please tell me where the motherfucking after party is
在梦想酒店 做什么 At the Dream Hotel. Why
好的 我暂时无视你知道的原因 Okay, I'm gonna disregard that the only reason you know that
是你想要和我姐姐上床 走吧 is because you're trying to bang my sister and just say... let's go.
你说想要什么意思 我一定要 What you mean "trying to"Nigga, you know I'm gonna bang that.
够位置多2个人？ Room for two more
你好吗 So... how you guys doing
你哪里来的 Where you from
乌克兰 The Ukraine
波兰 Poland
芬兰 Finland
-高加索？ -爱沙尼亚？ - Caucasia- Estonia
-北极 -拉脱维亚 - The North Pole. - Latvia.
高大白人共和国？ The Republic of Tall White People
泽西 Jersey.
-真的？ -泽西 - Oh, really- Jersey
好的 别挡路 All right, come on. Out of the way, uglies.
有很多超模在后面 We got supermodels coming through.
好的 来了 别挡路 All right, there we go. Good stuff. Get out the way.
好的 女士们 Nice, ladies. Nice.
漂亮 Beautiful.
你们去哪里 Where the hell y'all going
你什么意思 What do you mean
-我跟她们一起的 -不可能 - I mean, clearly, we're with them. - You're not with them.
好吧 Fine.
我是杰弗里·莱文 和我的艺人噢 嘻哈上帝 Yours truly Jeff Levine here with my artist OH!, the lyrical god.
我没看见 Nah, don't see it.
什么意思叫没看见 What do you mean "Nah, don't see it"
我们约了拉缪尔·莱德 看清楚他的名单 We're personal friends of Rahmel Lloyd. Check his list.
他不在这里 所以也没有名单 I don't know no Rahmel Lalloy and he ain't got no list.
拉缪尔·莱德肯定有名单 His name is Rahmel Lloyd, and he certainly does have a list.
别这样 Come on, don't be an...
你不想惹麻烦吧 小飞侠 Don't get your ass slapped, Peter Pan.
抱歉失礼了 I'm sorry about my friend, okay
里面有我心仪的女神 It's just there's a girl in there I've been trying talk to my whole life,
今晚 我真心觉得自己有机会 and tonight, for the first time, it feels like I might actually have a shot.
你能大发善心让我们进去吗 Now, can you just like have a heart and let us in
我对一个混蛋没有善心 You want me to have a heart for a motherfucker
你的女神也是一样 who been chasing the same bitch his whole life,
连你这样的人也看得上 throughout his whole existence
我跟你和小飞侠说清楚 Let me tell you and Peter Pan something both.
如果你们要进去 你变得有钱 If y'all wanna get in here, how about you come back rich,
你变得有名 you come back famous,
然后就能带着一堆妞回来 or y'all come back with a whole lot of bitches.
否则就再见吧 Or don't come back at all.
-噢 不 -什么 - Oh, hell no! - What
你说带着妞回来 就是这些 You said bitches. We got bitches.
是的 但我说的不是庸姿俗粉 Yeah. But I didn't say go get the bitches off Sesame Street.
看看这些妞 这么幼齿 Look at these bitches. These bitches look young as hell.
最后那个 还带着牙箍 And look at the bitch in the back, she got braces.
你们从哪里找到这些妞 Where the hell you get these bitches from
3楼的酒吧 Bat mitzvah, third floor.
你究竟请不请我喝可乐 Can you guys get us coke or not
就这一晚我没带上我的超级喷钱枪 The one god damn night I don't bring my Supreme Money Gun.
老天 你闻到吗？ Jesus. Do you smell that
兄弟 这就是我想象中的天堂 Bro, this is what I imagine heaven's like.
除了这些满脑精虫的男人 Except maybe minus all the scary dudes with boners.
这不是天堂 小黑鬼 这是地狱 This ain't heaven, little nigga. It's hell.
你不喜欢这地方 You ain't built for this shit.
你说得很对 You are absolutely right, sir.
这些妞会把你榨干 The bitches will burn you.
你说的是钱还是其他 Like literally or figuratively
你去尿尿的时候就知道了 You'll find out when you take a piss.
谢谢你 Appreciate that, thank you.
给我一半钱 跟我来 Hand me half a stack. Just follow my lead.
这是贵宾区的座位 Want a dance in the VIP, pappy
我没事 我想带你出去 Nah, I'm okay. I wanna get you outta here.
好的 要5000一晚 Okay. That'll be 5,000 for the night.
但先说清楚 我不搞后面 But, listen, I don't do anal.
我带你去参加个高端派对 I'm trying to take you to a party in Soho.
不需要搞后面 你来就行 You know, no anal, you can just come.
-那就是约会咯 -是的 - Oh, so like a date- Yeah, like a date.
我不能和你约会 我有个善妒的男友 I can't go on a date with you. My boyfriend is too jealous for that.
我保证 那只是一般下场的派对 I promise you, it's the after party to end all after parties.
你带些朋友 我们去开心下 Now grab some friends and let's roll.
似乎太迟了 Sounds too late for me.
我今晚要搭巴士 明天一早教堂要去野餐 I got the bus leaving for my church picnic early in the morning.
错过了对神不恭 Can't hit snooze on Jesus.
DJ即时奇提醒下 Yo, DJ Jus Ske in the mix-up this bitch.
举起你们的手 Put your motherfucking hands together
这是全场最热辣的 白蕾莎 for the hottest chick in the game, Ms. Bl'Asia!
-我可以帮你 -你的脏手被碰我的钱 - Allow me to assist! - Get your fucking hands off my money.
抱歉 我叫杰弗里·莱文 是公司老板 Sorry. My name's Jeff Levine of the Jeff Levine Company.
我们是艺人经纪公司 We're a boutique artist management firm,
办公室在我父母的超级豪宅里 currently operating out of my parents' McMansion in Westchester.
我有经理人了 I already have representation.
这不是我想说的 That's not what I'm asking.
等等 Wait, hold up.
你有经理人？ You have a manager
我一场演出 一晚赚一万 I make ten Gs in cash, on a slow night.
肯定有人要帮我处理一些破事 You better believe I got a Jew up in Midtown handling my shit.
-你能嫁给我吗 -不 - Will you marry me- No.
-靠 -帮我下来 - Shit. - Help me down.
当然 Of course.
你和你的朋友 Listen, do you and your friends
能不能和我一起 参加法兰治·蒙大拿的派对 maybe wanna come with me and my friend to the French Montana after party
3000一小时 That'll be $3,000 an hour.
而且不能以你的名义 我有自己的公司 别搞错了 And that don't entitle you to shit, but my company, so don't get it twisted.
我在想你作为我们的朋友 Yeah. I was thinking you guys would maybe come more as our friends
朋友不会给我那么多钱 Friends don't pay for my three condos.
我的脸书股票本周亏了三成 On top of my motherfucking Facebook stock going down by 30% this week.
我求求你 我朋友在那边 酒吧那边 Please, I'm begging you. My friend there, see him by the bar
他明天去参加海军 He ships out to the Marines tomorrow.
他最后的愿望就是参加那个派对 His last dying wish is to go to this party,
但他需要你帮忙 才能进去 but he needs you to get in. Please.
做你的朋友真倒霉 It sucks to be your friend.
我要看着轩尼诗流下你的股沟 Gonna pour some hot Hennessy down your ass crack.
分手之后我说过 你他妈的要尊重我的工作 Didn't I say to respect my motherfucking workspace after we broke up
你要尊重我的屌 我今晚给你付钱 You gonna respect this dick, 'cause I'm paying full freight for that shit tonight.
你付不起这1万出场费 Boy, you ain't paying a motherfucking thing with that $100 bill
另加5场他妈的个人表演 and them five motherfucking singles.
你给我滚开 Move your broke ass outta my way.
-你滚开 -什么 - Boy, get your... - What
你要和这个小黑鬼出去？ You fucking with this string bean ass nigga
这个小黑鬼要带我去 法兰治·蒙大拿的派对 This string bean is taking me to French Montana after party.
那是个大黑鬼 And that nigga packing.
走吧 查得 Let's go, Chad.
走 Let's go!
我叫杰夫 不是查得 My name's actually Jeff, by the way, not Chad.
但查得挺酷的 我挺喜欢 But that's cool, you can call me Chad. I actually feel like more of a Chad.
我们车在这边 We're actually parked this way.
那很好 我们没打算去派对 Oh, good for you. But we're not coming to your party.
什么 等等 拜托 WhatNo, Bl'Asia, come on. Please.
喝一杯 我保证送你们回家 Yo, one drink and I will personally drive y'all home.
你看到查得的车没 Have you noticed Chad's carIt's actually...
白蕾莎 Bl'Asia!
-拿着你的钱 -你的车在哪里 - Yo! Got the gaup. - Which way y'all parked
-回来店里 -那边 - Get back in the club! - There.
那个黑鬼在发疯 他会跟着我 快跑 Good, 'cause this nigga's crazy. He's been stalking me. Run!
你竟然和这个小黑鬼跑掉 Fucking with this Eddie Munster-looking ass nigga
来吧 快走 Come on, let's go!
-跑 我的天 -我的天 - Run! Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
-快 -怎么回事 - Come on! - What the fuck!
白蕾莎 Bl'Asia!
靠 Shit!
快踩油门 Yo, put it the fuck in gear!
你要和这些混蛋上床？ You gonna let these goofy motherfuckers rob the pussy
快走 Go!
靠 Fuck!
嘿 Hey, yo!
真危险 God damn!
吓死我了 That was pretty terrifying.
-那个人怎么回事 -我跟你说过 他是疯子 - Fuck's wrong with that guy- I already told you, that nigga's crazy.
你们听到什么吗 Y'all hear something
怎么回事 Okay, what the fuck is going on
是那个黑鬼里昂 Oh, God, this nigga Leon.
-快 -靠 - Yo, go! - Fuck!
-快一点 -我不能让这辆车受伤 - Yo, make this light. - I cannot fuck up this car, okay
我爸爱她更胜于我 My Dad loves it more than me.
-别管车了 赶紧冲过去 -靠 - Fuck the car, just make the light! - Shit!
靠 Holy fuck.
这个黑鬼看起来疯了 你伤了我的心 This nigga looks crazy.You broke my heart, Bl'Asia.
你真搞笑 你跟你表妹出轨 Well, you got a funny way of showing it. Cheating on me with your cousin
-什么 -所以你就跟这个查得了？ - What- So, whatYou fucking Chad now
康涅狄格州的混蛋查得 这说明什么 Fucking Chad from fucking Connecticut, just to prove a fucking point
没人跟查得上床 Nobody fucking Chad.
我是从韦斯特切斯特来的 不是康涅狄格州 Actually, I'm from Westchester, not Connecticut.
我其实也是纽约人 So, you know, I'm technically a New Yorker too.
从我家只有10分钟优步就到了 'Cause it's like a ten-minute Uber from my house with traffic.
你给我下车 让我看看你有多纽约 Get out the fucking car right now. Lemme see how much New York you are, nigga.
你听起来语气不善 我还是不下车了 As tempting as that sounds, I think I'm gonna pass.
靠 Oh, shit!
那就是抽搐男孩对吗 Hey! Yo! Yo, that's the Seezjah Boy, right
那个抽搐 Yo! What up... Seezjah!
把这个黑鬼撞飞吧 Run this nigga over right now.
怎么回事 Yo, what the fuck, man!
快给我下车 白人男孩 我要把你的车搞残 Get out the fucking car, white boy. I'm gonna fuck up your fancy car.
-不 -靠 - No! - Oh, shit!
给我你的电话 Give me your phone right now.
-你好 警官 我们在47大街 -别报警 - Hello, officer. We're at 47th Avenue... - Don't call the police!
怎么回事 What the fuck!
-告密的人会死得很惨 -你疯了吧 给我电话 - Snitches get stitches out here. - Are you insaneGive me the phone!
我有前科 No, I have priors and a warrant.
我建议你下车 强硬一点 和里昂打一架 So, I suggest you go out there, man up, and go fight Leon.
-什么 -然后我们就能去派对了 - What! - So we can go to this party.
里昂吹得很厉害 但不能打 You know, Leon, he talk a good game, but can't fight worth shit.
-你赶紧打发他 然后就去派对 -不 - So fight him so we can get to this party. - No!
只要有机会我们就逃掉 When they go low, we go high. Okay
我不会打架 I'm not fighting Leon.
-糟糕 -靠 - Oh, shit! - Fuck, man!
他妈的 Damn!
靠 Yo, shit!
-怎么回事 -很抱歉 - What the fuck! - I'm sorry!
我的驾照只拿了5个月 I've only had my license for five months
我第一次路试还没通过 倒车很难 and I failed my first road test. Reverse is a bitch.
这家伙明天还有篮球比赛 This guy got a fucking basketball game tomorrow, man.
抱歉 Sorry
我们之前只是跟你玩玩 We was playing with you before, bro.
-但现在我们要弄死你 -弄死我 - Now I'm really gonna have to fuck you up! - Fuck me!
你死定了 You dead, kids!
等等 你跟这些墨西哥佬来的？ Hold up. You with the burrito boys
他们跟我来的 No, they're with me.
兄弟 我找到拉缪尔之后 你好好表现 Dude, when I find Rahmel, you're gonna spit for him, right
我要去找艾丽莎 No! I'm gonna go find Alicia.
-兄弟 -别搞砸了 - Bro. - Don't fuck this up for me.
靠 Fuck!
我会的 I might.
好兄弟 My guy!
是的 Yes.
不离不弃 Still whack. Still bad.
我们回来了 We're back.
我能请你帮个忙吗 Look, can I ask a favor, please
你想怎样 查得 What do you want, Chad
我还在找拉缪尔 I'm still looking for Rahmel.
很奇怪 到处都找不到 I mean, it's ridiculous. I can't find his ass anywhere.
你在贵宾房找过没有 Well, have you tried looking for his ass in VIP
还有贵宾房？ There's an after-after party
无论多高级的派对 Listen, no matter how exclusive the party is,
都总会有更私密的区域 it's always gonna be another place more exclusive.
靠 Shit!
他们就不能在一个地方好好耍吗？ I mean, Jesus, can't people just relax and have fun in one fucking place
这看起来不错 This looks nice.
天 God.
734套房 我会自己去 Suite 734. I would personally go myself,
但我听说设计师在 我还欠他钱 but I heard Desiigner's there, and I owe him some money.
靠 我现在去那边 Fuck, man, I gotta get down there, don't IShit.
你为什么要喝轩尼诗 Why are you drinking Henny when we both know your little Jewish ass
但你其实想喝伏特加兑蔓越莓 really wants some vodka and cranberry
什么 没有的事 我喜欢轩尼诗 WhatDon't be trippin', I love Henny.
这是神的花蜜 It's the nectar of the gods, you know that.
非常美味 Delicious.
你知道你的问题 查得 You know what your problem is, Chad
你太用力去变成另一个人 You try way too hard to be something that you're not,
这让你看起来像个傻逼 and it really comes across as you being a dick.
但如果你可以做自己 But if you actually tried being yourself...
你应该可以找到妞去开房 you might even get a girl to fuck you.
你不是说今晚是吧 You don't mean like tonight, right
你学得很快 SeeYou're learning.
你的笑容不错 And look at that smile, that's a good smile.
-什么 这样吗 -我觉得你应该多笑 - What, this- Yes. I think if you smile more,
人们会对你不一样 people may actually treat you differently.
你现在对我不一样吗 Are you reacting to me differently right now
-可能吧 -我爱你 - Maybe. - I love you.
我知道 I know, boo.
你是我遇到的最棒的女人 You're the most amazing woman I have ever met.
如果我这么棒 明天来夜店找我 Well, if I'm so amazing, come see me at the club tomorrow.
带上你爸爸的提款卡 And bring your daddy's ATM card.
信用卡 And his Amex.
黑卡 全都要 And his Black Card. And everything else.
我会为你倾尽所有 I'm gonna Venmo the shit out of you, girl.
靠 Damn.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you, sir.
别说傻话 Don't say shit.
好的 Okay, yeah.
拉缪尔肯定在这里 我能感觉到 Rahmel is definitely here, I can feel it in my dick.
DJ卡里 兄弟 你冷静点 我很低调 DJ Khaled!Bro, you gotta chill, man, chill. I'm on the low, man.
-玩得开心 -玩得开心 - Bless up! - Bless up.
聪明 Wise up!
没问题 Totally.
嘿 阿曼达 Hey, Amanda.
艾丽莎在哪里 Where's Alicia
她一直在找你 She was looking for your ass all night.
提格斯里？ Tee Grizzley
我们在交流悲惨童年 Grizz Nasty and I were just exchanging stories about our troubled childhoods.
他19岁贩药被抓 我有囊肿痤疮 He was arrested at 19 for selling drugs, and I had cystic acne.
阿曼达知道那苦处 Amanda know about that struggle.
艾丽莎在哪里 So, where's Alicia
她一直找你 但你太迟了 She was looking for you all night, man, but now you may be too late.
太迟了什么意思 我刚到 What do you mean too lateI just got here.
她喝了很多 She had a lot to drink, like a lot.
乖乖女喝多了 Ain't gonna lie, home-girl fucked up.
靠 你们最后在哪里见到她 Fuck. Okay, where'd you guys see her at last
在酒吧那边和个光头在一起 Heading to the bar with some big bald guy.
-靠 -祝好运 - Shit! Fuck. - Good luck with that.
我跟你说个秘密 Can I tell you a secret
没人能让我觉得自己 又弱小又强大 No one's ever made me feel like so small, but still really strong.
再见 Bye.
杰西卡 嗨 我一直找你 Jessica! Hi. I've been looking all over for you.
她跟你说过了 兄弟 She's spoken for, man. Come on.
这是我最喜欢的视频 This is my favorite video.
抱歉 设计师先生 但这真的很重要 Sorry, Mr. Desiigner, but this is very important.
杰西卡 拉缪尔在哪里 奥云来了 Jessica, where's RahmelI have Owen.
你拿走我的电话？我是不是该 一巴掌打醒你 Did you just take my phoneI should get up and run at your mouth.
很抱歉 给你 I'm so sorry. Here.
兄弟 你在看水獭的视频？ But dude, are you watching otter videos
是啊 我很喜欢 它们是大自然的魔术师 Yeah, I love otter videos. They're nature's little magicians.
你对我看这个有意见？ You got a problem with me watching otter videos
没有没有 我很喜欢水獭 No, not at all. I like otters.
你太迟了 拉缪尔走了 You're too late, Jeff. Rahmel's gone.
什么意思走了 他在哪里 What do you mean, he's goneWhere is he
他回家了 He went home.
你失败了 You blew it.
算了吧 Let it go.
嘿 这就是它们在吃生菜 Hey, it's the one where they eat lettuce.
他在吃了 Oh, he's gonna do it. Do it!
他不眨眼 Is he gonna blink
他也不动 He ain't moved yet.
我们走吧 他嗑药多了 We outta here. He's trippin', man.
拉缪尔走了 兄弟 我们太迟了 Rahmel's gone, man.We were too late.
今晚真操蛋 This night's a fucking disaster.
走吧 Let's go.
你今晚太执着于追着我姐姐 You know, you were so obsessed with following my sister around tonight,
错过了实现梦想的最后机会 that you blew our last chance of achieving our dream.
我没听错吧 Am I fucking hearing things
你搞砸了最后机会 你让我吸了克里的大麻 You blew our last chance when you made me smoke Khalifa kush,
为了在Instagram上多点关注 so we could get some stoner Instagram followers.
我们不是名人 We're not stoners, Jeff.
这就是你的问题 But that's your fucking problem,
总是想成为另一种人 you're always trying to be something you're not.
是我的错 一点挫折 就让你变成无用鬼 So, it's my fault that you let one little setback turn you into a pussy
你都不敢将你去参军的事唱出来 who's so afraid to spit that you're enlisting in the fucking Marines tomorrow.
好的 不止一点挫折 Okay, it was, you know, more than one little setback.
我不是害怕做事 And, nigga, nobody's afraid to do anything.
你害怕 Yeah, you are, Owen.
你就是害怕 接受现实 You're afraid, man, face it.
我竟然认为你真的有才 God, I can't believe I thought you were the real deal.
你只是个吓坏了的无用鬼 Turns out, you're just a scared little bitch.
我是无用鬼 I'm a bitch
你听到了 You fucking heard me.
好的 看着 Okay. Bet.
嘿 在场的各位 这是杰夫 Hey, everybody, this is Jeff
是我遇到最白痴的人 Probably the dumbest dumb fuck I've ever met
一个东岸的白人男孩 以为自己是黑鬼的一员 He's a white boy from the East Coast Who thinks he's one of the Migos
我很奇怪你没有遇到危险 I'm surprised that you're not rocking Fucking dreads
因为你太卑躬屈膝 'Cause you are the definition of cringe
我们真的是朋友吗 Are we even fucking friends
因为我10岁后就没和你吵过 'Cause I ain't fucked with you Since I was ten
我一直都想和你姐姐上床 每天我睡醒就掩饰 But I've been trying to fuck your sister So every day I just get up and pretend
是的 杰夫 我没说实话 But, yes Jeff, you have been lied to
中学的每个人都讨厌你 我也是 And everyone from high school Hates your white ass more than I do
连你的父亲也一样 And your own dad feels the same way Times two
跑来跑去 巴不得帮拉缪尔吹箫 Running around Trying to give a blow job to Rahmel
你竟然看不出来 他不想签下我们 When he doesn't wanna sign us If you couldn't fucking tell
但你太饥渴 一点希望就把你骗倒 But my man's thirsty Someone get him some water
你的恋父 只要有人给你当爸爸 His daddy issues are showing Someone get him a father
你就开始对所有人吹嘘 You like to talk shit about everyone And their daughter
忘了你以前长得像胖版哈利波特 But forget you used to look like A fat Harry Potter
我已经受够了 有什么关系 I'm done flaming this nigga Why do I even bother
老实说 整个事太可悲 Honestly, bro, your whole shit is pathetic
既然得不到想要的 为什么还坐着 Why you still sitting hereYou don't fucking get it
我们完了 是时候刷信用卡 It's over for us, dawg It's time to roll the fucking credits
是时候去你的名校读书 It's time for you to move on Go to your fancy school
那些纨绔子弟也会讨厌你 Them fancy ass kids Who are gonna hate you too
无所谓 因为你就住在古驰城堡 It doesn't matter If you're living in a Gucci castle
我做不了嘻哈歌手 但你一直是个混蛋 I may never be a rapper But you'll always be an asshole
靠 Damn!
奥云 我只是想帮你 Owen, I was just trying to help you.
但算了吧 你去参军 But you know whatFuck off and go be a Marine.
我随时可以找到人替代你 I'll find another rapper to make famous in like two seconds.
当然 没问题 Sure, you do that.
真操蛋 Fuck this.
嘿 谢谢借我劳力士 Hey, man, thanks for letting me rock your Rolly,
但对我没什么用 but it's kinda useless on me.
真的？怎么了 Oh, reallyWhat happened
失败了 Bombed out miserably.
糟糕的晚上对吗？ Rough night all around, huh
我在想这些女孩 可能没有看起来那么物质 I'm starting to think these chicks aren't as materialistic as they make 'em seem.
比起用名牌去吸引他们 比如衣服首饰 Like, maybe instead flexing on 'em with jewelry and, you know, clothes,
可能我应该走过去好好聊天 I could actually just walk up to one and have a actual conversation
比如 嘿 我是伯纳德 and just be like, "Hey, I'm Bernard.
我是个跟老妈一起住的 没工资的实习生 I'm an unpaid intern who currently lives in Bed-Stuy with his mom,
但我有好市多的会员卡可以打折 but I got a Costco membership, so that fridge stays popping.
如果你想过来喝点椰子水 再干一炮 And so, if you wanna come over and drink coconut water and fuck,
-我是个好选择 -靠 - I'm the guy to do it..." - Oh, shit!
这是我的了 混蛋 That's my timepiece now, cracker.
别这样 把表还给我 Yo. C'mon, man, give that back.
白蕾莎在哪里 Where Bl'Asia
她回家了 She went home.
贱人 Fucking bitch.
抱歉 你能不能把表还我 Look, I'm sorry, but can you please give that back to me, I really need it.
现在是我的了 It's my motherfucking clock now.
里昂 听着 Look, Leon, you know what
老实说 今晚真的很糟糕 Honestly, I've had a real shitty night. Okay
如果你能别惹我 我会非常感激 So if you could do me a favor and fuck off for a second, that'd be much appreciated.
你知道谁很糟糕 我的兄弟史坦利 You know who had a fucking shitty nightMy man Stanley.
因为你差点撞死他 Because you almost got a fucking vehicular manslaughter.
我不能放过你 So, nah, I can't fuck off.
里昂 别这样 大家都知道我打不过你 Look, Leon, come on, man, everyone here knows you can kick my ass.
你不需要浪费时间去证明 We really have to waste time proving that
你说得太多了 闭嘴 You talk too fucking much. Shut the fuck up!
我父亲会支付医药费 我们有保险 My dad will pay for your boy's medical bill. Wehave great insurance.
但没人想看到我们打架 But nobody here wants to see me fight you.
打 打 打！ Fight! Fight!
-我让你先出手 -什么 - I'm gonna let you hit me first. - What
你这个白人贱种 Fucking Opie motherfucker.
这里 用力打过来 Right here. I've been chewing on the box.
你必须打倒他 Yeah, you're gonna have to knock this dude out.
我不能这样做 I can't do that!
-你可以的 -我现在倒数 - Yes, you can! - Gonna count to motherfuckin' three!
1 One!
里昂这白痴 说这么多 受不了一拳 Leon a big pussy. Talking all that shit, can't take a punch by a white boy.
靠 你没事吧 Shit, man. You okay
我最近跟我妈的教练上拳击课 I've been taking boxing lessons with my mother's trainer.
可能有点效果 He's been working my right hook hella.
操 Oh, shit.
操你的 肥仔 Fuck you, fat-ass nigga.
给你好看 Official Harlem, nigga.
这才是黑鬼 Real-ass nigga!
-我不能呼吸 -你这个贱种 - I can't breathe! - Motherfucker!
-奥云 -抽搐男孩打倒了黑鬼 - Owen! - Seezjah Boy knocked that nigga out!
-你是我最好的朋友 -我爱你 - You are my best friend. - I love you!
抽搐男孩表演加场 他可以说唱 A Seezjah Boy bonus! Oh, and he can spit!
奥云 不要 Owen! No, Owen!
老天 Jesus!
怎么了 怎么了 'Sup, 'sup
奥云 不要 Owen, no!
白蕾莎 Bl'Asia.
白蕾莎 Bl'Asia
奥云？ Owen
你在哪里 Where the fuck are you, dude
-你听到 -抱歉 警官 - You hear a shot... - Excuse me, officer.
你看到一个年轻黑人吗？ You see a young African-American teen
大概这么高 穿着黑色牛仔裤 乔丹1代的鞋子 About yay high, wearing black jeans and Jordan 1 Shattered Backboards
这里到处都是 Yeah, about 30 of them.
-警察真没用 -你说什么 - Fuck the police. - What was that
没说什么 WhatNothing!
奥云 Owen!
哟 杰夫 Yo, Jeff.
-哟 -我走了 - Yo. - I'm taking off, man.
真倒霉 刚才有人踩在我的潮鞋上了 I'm fucked up. I think somebody stepped on my Yeezys in there.
-那是充电宝吗 -是的 - Shit, is that a Mophie- Yeah.
-我的手机没电了 -给你 - My phone's been dead since midnight. - Here man, take it.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
你帮大忙了 You're my savior, bro.
-没事 兄弟 -好的 - All right. Cool, man. - All right, man.
-跟噢说晚安 -我会的 谢谢 - Tell OH! I said goodnight, bro. - I will. Thank you. Owen!
你们看到抽搐男孩吗？ Fuck. Yo, you guys seen Seezjah Boy, by any chance
我的天 Oh, my God.
你还活着 You're alive.
抱歉 Sorry.
兄弟 你怎么会回来找我 Dude, how did you know to come back for me in there
我去厕所 I had to piss.
以后我们再讲起这个故事 I feel like in the future, when we like re-tell this story,
你说你有第六感 you say you felt some ninja sixth sense type of shit,
知道你的好朋友身处险境 and just knew your best friend was in danger.
抱歉刚才的事 I'm sorry about that verse.
自从抽搐男孩的事之后 我第一次说唱 You know, that's the first time I've spit since the whole Seezjah Boy thing.
刚才真的很棒 Man, that was fucking incredible, dude,
虽然你把我贬得一钱不值 even though it literally took a steaming shit on my entire existence.
如果我错了怎么办 You know, what if I made a mistake, bro
如果我还没准备好去参军 What if I'm not ready to be a fucking Marine
你是在问我意见 还是跟我说 Are you asking me or are you telling me
我们也许可以在日出前 拿到唱片合约 How do we get a record deal before the sun rises
兄弟 就是这个笑容 上车吧 My fucking guy. That's the smile. Get in the fucking car.
-走吧 -你有计划吗 - Let's go. - You got a plan though, or...
我当然有计划 我是经理人 'Course I have a fucking plan. I have a plan and a half. I'm a manager.
我有很多计划 Got plans up my ass.
伯纳德 我欠你人情 Bernard, I owe you big time.
我欠你9000次吹箫 谢谢给我地址 I owe you like 9,000 blow jobs for giving us his address.
不是我来吹箫 No, Bernard, clearly not
我会找人帮你吹9000次 好的 挂了 9,000 blow jobs from me,I'm gonna get you 9,000 blow jobs. Dude, I gotta go. Okay, bye.
就在楼上 有人梦想 找到下一个明日之星 Just three stories up sleeps a guy dreaming about finding the next superstar
给他唱片合约 for his record label.
今晚让他梦想成真 Tonight we make his dream come true.
加油 我们也要梦想成真 Fuck him. Tonight we make my dream come true.
我现在很兴奋 I got a boner.
轻一点 算了 Step lightly... okay. No, it's fine.
有一天感觉真实很棒 我要成为唯一 One day when being real is cool I'm gonna be the only reason
他们不相信我 但我要做到 Reason being they ain't believe me I had to make believe it
我知道自己就像电视剧 你已经看过 I know myself like a episode of a show And you've already seen it
以前的都知道 但新一季刚开始 I already know what happens I'm on a different season
我是认真的 这些黑鬼以为很容易 I really, really mean it These niggas is stuck on easy
唱得这么好 Play this game so well
他们回去和妈妈说 奥云作弊了 They run and tell their mama "Owen's cheating"
而不是给予掌声鼓励 兄弟 Instead of just passing the sticks, dude
坐优步回家吧 如果你不想冒风险 Take Uber home If you're scared to take a risk, dude
大新闻 再过几小时我就要改变人生 And big news, I'm a couple hours away From making a big move
像其他嘻哈歌手一样站在观众前面 Shooting at people like all these rappers Pretend to
我的嘻哈没有垃圾词 我从没有这样干 I'm okay with not rapping about shit I've never been through
我不想同流合污 'Cause anything is better Than being like one of them dudes
年轻的噢 洁身自好 Young OH! Flow is so immaculate
我就做自己 不需要练习 I'm just being me, my nigga I don't have to practice it
这就是我的本色 这么久我都不知道怎么掩饰 I've been raw so fucking long That I forgot what practice is
我拍了些照片 但没有台词 Me doing some plastic shit's a picture I wouldn't know what the caption is
我有一半白人血统 问题很多 I'm just a half-white rapping Real problem having
可能有潜力 没有自信 虚荣 Power packing,confidence lacking Compliment addict
谁能给我机会 让我开始表演 Who can get up on these tracks And start wreaking fucking havoc
谁能有机会 在半场就投篮命中 Who would sink a shot from half court If he ever had it
兄弟 别停 继续 Dude, don't stop. Keep going.
来吧 你要相信我 C'mon, you gotta believe me
今晚我要完成不可能的任务 Impossible Look easy
我吐在威斯·克里发身上 晕头转向 I threw up on Wiz Khalifa I was feeling queasy
一夜成为网红 这些黑鬼不知道 Overnight success Except these niggas tried to meme me
我想世界了解我 但他们只想看我表演抽搐 I just want the world to see me They just wanna over-seize me
我不想放弃说唱 我需要继续 But I can't leave rap alone The game needs me
无论能否成功 我都直面人生 正视自己 Want me or not, I look life in the face And tell it what you've got
要更多刻薄的评论才能让我停下 Gonna take a lotta more mean tweets For me to stop
我知道我有天分 即使我不被发掘 I know I'm a genius, even if I never pop
因为我的基因有黑鬼没有的 'Cause my DNA consists of everything These niggas not
靠 Fuck.
兄弟 我想的不一样 Dude, that went so differently in my head.
操 Fuck that.
-兄弟 你去哪里 -爬防火梯 - Bro, where you going- To climb the fire escape.
你说是3楼对吗 You said the third floor, right
好的 我不知道你是不是认真的 Okay, I can't tell if you're kidding or not.
我明天就参军了 这是最后机会 I'm a fucking Marine tomorrow, okayIt's now or never.
记得你问过我 是不是不见了什么 Yo. Remember when you asked me if something was missing
-是的 -不是你的天分 - Yeah. - Well, it wasn't your talent, bro.
是你的自信 It was your confidence.
但现在 你明显自信爆棚 But it is here now, my friend, in the most undeniable way.
谢谢 Thanks.
好的 兄弟 Okay, dude.
听我说 你离唱片合同只有… Listen to me, all that stands between you and a record deal is literally...
我们为什么来这里 Why are we at Juice Press
记得之前这里是什么地方？ Remember what it was before a Juice Press
肥必唱片店 Fat Beats record store.
兄弟 我以为我们很有胆色 Damn, dude, we thought we were so gangster
来到市区 直奔此地 coming into the city just to go to this place.
你以前戴着你妈的金项链 You used to come in here really rocking your mom's gold chains
还有穿着你姐姐的皮裤 and your sister's leatherfucking pants.
是的 Yep.
我2011年坎耶的造型 My... My Kanye 2011 phase.
其实挺受好评 I actually got a lot of compliments on that look.
我应该再来一次 I should bring it back.
如果我以前没说过 你曾经是最牛逼的经理人 Yo, if I haven't told you this, you have been an awesome fucking manager.
为什么是曾经 Why "been"
因为 这里是梦开始的地方 Because, bro, this is where the dream started.
我们今晚要说再见了 It's where we gotta say goodbye to it.
请不要在我面前哭 Please don't cry on me, bro.
是因为胡椒喷雾 It's pepper spray.
不是 有灰尘 No, it's not, there's moisture.
你在哭 And you're crying.
会不会哈佛的人 就像高中的人一样讨厌我 What if everyone at Harvard just fucking hates me like they did in high school
高中的人没有讨厌你 No, everyone in high school didn't hate you.
好的 大部分吧 绝大部分讨厌你 Okay, a lot of people... the vast majority of people in high school hated you.
每个人都讨厌我 Everyone hated me.
除了你那些浮夸言行和土豪外表 But look, underneath this dickish exterior and fucking Gucci everything,
你有一颗完美的内心 you honestly have a heart of gold.
靠 Shit.
是我姐姐 It's my sister.
我看到你做的事 I see what you did there.
嘿 你们怎么了 Hey, boys. Oh, my God, what happened to you two
打了一架 没什么大不了 Just a little scrap, it's nothing serious.
这是卡洛斯 马克斯的男朋友 This is Carlos, Max's boyfriend.
男朋友这个词太认真 我们就是在约会 Boyfriend is a strong word. I would say we're hanging out.
其实 Actually...
-他很喜欢我 -我们吃点东西 - he's obsessed with me. - Okay, let's just eat.
尴尬了 Awkward.
这真棒 That's fucking awesome.
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
你跟我说的在天台看日出 You sell me on this magical rooftop sunrise
然后你就不见了 and then you disappear on me
-这是你的手段吗？ -等等 不是 - Is that your game- Wait, whatNo.
夜晚还没结束 我们还有机会 Besides, the night's not even over. We could still go for it.
夜晚已经结束了 Night's over.
我们何时再见面 When will I see you again
老实说 我不知道 Honestly, I don't even know.
我们先说好 Let's make a pact then.
下次见面 我们要一起喝冰酒 The next time we see each other, we're gonna get those ice cold 40s,
吃薯片 然后看日出 salt and vinegar chips, and watch the sunrise.
好的 Yes.
然后狠狠做爱 And then fuck like animals.
我只是开玩笑 No, I'm just kidding.
40度我喝不了 能换玫瑰吗？ I can't have 40s, can you sub rosé
好的 Good.
都坐好了 Both getting in the back again. Nice.
抱歉昨晚没打电话 I'm so sorry I didn't call last night.
晚上实在太… The night just sort of like...
现在都结束了 ran away from me.
你父亲的车怎么了 杰弗里 The hell happened to your daddy's car, Jeffrey
只是我父亲对我失望的事情 又多了一件 Just one in a sea of disappointments my father's had to endure having me as a son.
我在你这么大的时候 也搞坏父亲的车 I fucked up my dad's Impala when I was your age.
但他没有对我失望 只是觉得我是个麻烦 Didn't make me a disappointment, just made me a pain in the ass.
孩子都这样 包括我儿子 Like all children, including my own son.
我们15分钟后出发 Speaking of, we ship out in 15 minutes.
好的 谢谢 父亲 Okay, thanks, Dad.
不要谢谢 你要先开一段 Don't thank me. I should make you drive first shift.
我昨晚一直在重温《迈亚密风云》 I was up late last night binge-watching my boy Rico Tubbs on Miami Vice.
再问一次 帕度沙在哪里？ One more time, where's Pedroza
演得真是很不错 That was a cool brother right there.
15分 Fifteen.
-我差点忘了 -什么 - I almost forgot. - What
-我从里昂那里拿回来 -兄弟 我的天 - I got this off of Leon. - Dude. Holy shit.
我打倒了他 Yeah. I really knocked that nigga out.
你为了我打架 Yeah. And you did it for me.
是的 Yeah.
-嗯 -算是吧 - Yeah. - Kind of.
那个人这样说？ That's what the guy said
好的 老实说 这都是废话 Okay. No, to be honest, this sounds like total dog shit to me.
我到了再处理 Look, I'll just deal with it when I land. Yeah.
早上好 父亲 Morning, Father.
嘿 Hey.
我们能谈谈吗 Can we talk
抱歉 要赶飞机 我到了给你电话 Sorry, late for a flight. I'll call you when I land.
昨晚 我开了幻影送艾丽莎去市区 Alicia made me borrow the Phantom to drive her into the city last night.
什么 What
首先声明 这不是我的错 For the record, it wasn't my fault.
我努力工作为家里提供好东西 你完全不知感激 You have no respect for how hard I work to provide nice things for this family.
我知道 Yes, I do!
但我宁愿你能多陪家人 But honestly I'd rather just have you around once in a while.
你觉得我很丢人吗 Or whatAre you too embarrassed of me
-别激动 杰弗里 -我是认真的 - Don't be dramatic, Jeffrey. - I'm dead-ass, Dad.
这什么意思 What does "dead-ass" mean again
你一直觉得我做奥云的经理人是在玩 You treat me being Owen's manager as some big joke,
但我尽心尽力地希望成功 就像你一样 but I have been putting in work and busting my ass just like you.
我希望你明白这一点 I wish you could acknowledge that.
能不能下周我回来再说 Can we talk about this next week when I'm back
下周我在学校了 I'll be up at school next week.
糟糕 对的 Shit. That's right.
嘿 Hey.
是的 Yeah.
到了给我短信 Text me when you get there.
我为你的决定骄傲 I'm very proud of this decision.
-谢谢 妈咪 -我给你准备了些肉卷 - Thanks, Mom. - I packed some meatloaf for the road.
里面有些新配方 Added a new secret ingredient.
我以为你要去赶飞机 Thought you had a flight to catch.
是的 但我想先和你谈完 I do, but we didn't get to finish our conversation.
我对你说的 感到很遗憾 I felt bad about what you said, son.
抱歉 我接个电话 Sorry, can I take this
是的 Yeah.
-喂 -我找杰弗里·莱文 - Hello- Yo. Where my guy Jeffrey Levine at, man
是谁 Who's this
我是法兰治·蒙大拿 Yo, it's French Montana, man.
我想跟你说说抽搐男孩 I wanna talk to you about your man Seezjah Boy.
是的 他吐在威斯·克里发身上 然后抽搐 这又如何 Yeah, so he vomited on Wiz Khalifa and had a seizure. So what
我不知道你打这电话取乐 I don't know what pleasure you get out of making prank calls
装作是卡里姆·卡布殊 pretending to be Karim Kharbouch,
你含屌吧 蒙大拿 but do me a favor and eat a dick-full, Montana.
靠 Damn!
恶作剧电话 Prank call.
抱歉 父亲 Sorry, Dad.
你说什么 You were saying
我夏天几乎都不在 Well, I haven't been around at all this summer, and I...
我的天 My God.
好的 接吧 It's okay, go ahead.
-什么？ -你什么意思 - What- Yo, what you mean "what"
别挂 因为我不会再打回来 And don't hang up 'cause I ain't calling you back.
我跟你说 这是你一辈子一次的机会 Let me tell you something, this is your once in a lifetime,
发光发热的时刻 lightning-in-a-bottle moment.
我的可乐男孩打算签下你的艺人“噢” I'm trying to sign your man OH! to the Coke Boys.
-我的天 -我要带你入行 - Oh, my God! - I'm trying to bring you in, man.
-我希望你能加入 -怎么回事 - I wanna bring you in the family. - What is going on
我在看你们昨天的视频 'Cause I'm watching y'all on WorldStar, and this video is incredible.
但你太饥渴 一点希望就把你骗倒 But my man's thirsty Someone get him some water
你的恋父 只要有人给你当爸爸 His daddy issues are showing Someone get him a father
你就开始对所有人吹嘘 He like to talk shit about everyone And their daughter
忘了你以前长得像胖版哈利波特 Don't forget you used to look like A fat Harry Potter
-这是噢吗？ -是的 - Is that OH!- Yep.
噢回归 他能打架 抽搐男孩拜拜
-这是你吗 -是的 -Is that you -It is.
无论可乐男孩出什么价 我给你两倍 Whatever Coke Boys are offering, I'll double it.
这是拉缪尔打来的 This is Rahmel from Atlantic, by the way.
我是扑杀T Yo, this is Pusha T.
杰夫 这是拉里·杰克逊 苹果音乐 Jeff, it's Larry Jackson from Apple Music.
在我签下“噢”之前 我问你些事情 Before I sign OH! to G.O.O.D. Music, let me ask you something.
他有没有上你姐姐？ Did he ever fuck your sister
我喜欢噢 我不会失望 I love OH!'s stuff, man. How can I be down
那个胡椒喷雾 真抱歉 Really sorry about... the pepper spray.
我不知道是你们 I didn't realize it was y'all niggas.
哟 Yo.
网络给的 网络又带走了 The Internet giveth and the Internet taketh away.
但只要你足够努力 but sometimes when you try really goddamn hard,
网络会给你第二次机会 the Internet giveth a second chance.
好的 Okay.
我认真的 Dead-ass!
那是你父亲吗？ Is that your dad
哟 Yo, Alicia.
艾丽莎 你醒了吗？ Yo, Alicia, you up
嘿 Hey.
你在这里做什么 What are you doing in here
记得我们的约定吗 Remember that pact we made,
关于我们下次见面 that unbreakable pact about the next time we see each other
现在 Well...
我们… here we are...
又见面了 seeing each other for the next time.
梅多斯音乐节 主舞台
就像杰夫在高中吹嘘的那样
噢的成功 因为不懈努力 OH! succeeded because he never gave up.
每一步我都伴随左右 鼓励他 And I was right by his side every step of the way, cheering him on,
因为我从未怀疑他的天分 because I never for one second doubted his talent.
-这样好多了 -真的？ - That was so much better. - ActuallyReally
谢谢 我也在努力 Thank you.I've been working on, you know,
每一次都比之前有进步 trying to come across as a little less dickish and insecure.
我想目前为止还不错 I think I'm doing awesome at it so far though, right
-我觉得是这样 -是的 好好加油 - I'm killing it. - Yeah, keep working on it.
酷 Cool.
怎么了 What's up
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